Little Johnny

[Unchained]

A little humor to brighten everyones day via Tracey
Body: > One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room
> to check it out.> He opened the door to see his mom bent over the
> dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave
> him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.> > After business was
> finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom
> door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at
> it behind her.>
>> Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!'> > Little Johnny
> replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'>

[bishop4uk]

thats a good one

[neutral88]

funniest thing I've heard all day

[The_Sage]

A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."


"That was good," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not 'fascinating'."


Sally raised her hand and said, "My family wento to see rock City and I was fascinated."


"Well, that was good, Sally," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate'."


Little Johnny raised his hand.


The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. Finally, she decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.


Johnny said: "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

[Unchained]

Lots of Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny's 3rd grade class is having "What My Daddy Does" day at school. It comes time for the kids to recite their father's occupations. Little Billy says "My daddy is a cop he keeps people safe. Little Karen says "My daddy is a doctor. He heals people.
It comes Johnny's time (Johnny had a habit of being vulgar, but the teacher figured surely there was no way he could do this one naughty)
"That's nothing. My daddy eats lightbulbs."
"Your daddy eats lightbulbs?" the stunned teacher said
"Yep. I heard him tell mommy the other night "Turn that light out, and i'll eat that thing" [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Glory_Days]

Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, "Hey Dad, what are you doing?" The dad answered, "Playing Cards". Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" The dad answered, " Your mom".

Little Johnny then passed by his older sister's room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, "Hey Sis, what are you doing?" The sister answered, "Playing Cards." Little Johnny asked, "Whose your partner?" She answered, "My boyfriend."

A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom. As he passed Little Johnny's room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, "what are you doing?" Little Johnny answered, "Playing Cards." The Dad asked, "Really? Whose your partner?" Little Johnny answered, "You don't need a partner if you have a good hand!"